Guys, here is the deal, before you go and get a girl knocked up, I suggest finding a daughter of a politician. But choose wisely, mother-in-in-law should be running for something like, oh lets say, Vice President of the United States of America. Make sure mom has her own issues, so you aren’t the total focus, like say hunting moose or having a special needs child etc. Remember, if you get this right you are guaranteed front row seats to ever major function in the States, a seat on a Lear jet and much more opportunities than if you were still a redneck. If you are lucky, you may even get to meet your favorite ice hockey player. Oh and remember keep your mouth shut, let mom-in-law do all the talking (she’ll know exactly what to say). Or if you, by any chance want to speak, remember to borrow mom-in-law’s writers so you’ll have something articulate to say! Only real down side is that you will be center of attention for awhile, but hey it didn’t hurt Jamie Lee’s guy (what’s his name again?). Lets face it, it will be the only time knocking up a teenager has no ramification, it’s all good (oh except for no more Facebook!).

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