Kim Jong Il. Bless. Is he alive or dead? (some say, who cares). Rumors are abound that our favorite little crazy dictator is really a nip and tuck stunt double. AND it wasn’t the CIA or MI5 who discovered this little switch. Nope, leave it to the experts. A Japanese professor, Toshimitsu Shigemura, has just released a book “The True Character of Kim Jong-il” which claims that North Korea’s “Dear Leader” died in 2003 from diabetes and now has a look alike running the country. Hell, where does one find a pint size replacement nutter who can score three or four holes-in-one per round of golf, compose operas, write movie scripts and be a chick magnet like Kim Jong Il. So the big question is if that ain’t Kim Jong Il who the hell is Vladimir Putin and Hu Jintao negotiating with (can’t be good)?

DOPPELGANGER UPDATE : It seems that the powers that be in North Korea are in damage control (damn the Western World). Following reports of Kim’s demise and replacement double the North Korean Government PR spin doctors are working overtime to assure the sceptics he is alive and kicking (just). “An intelligence report was obtained that defence commission chairman Kim Jong-Il collapsed on August 22,” said Seoul’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper. What’s the bet he’ll be dead by the end of the month.

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