What is in the water in Wisconsin? Don Gorske has eaten 23,000 Big Macs in the past 36 years and he is still counting.OK, he does have a obsessive compulsive disorder but the dude eats four all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on two sesame seed buns EVERY DAY (and has all the receipts to prove it). Don can even recall the 8 days when he was unable to lay his mitts on a burger, when his mother died, twice due to work, three times when traveling and couldn’t find a golden arch (he must have been in Iceland),the snowstorm of 1982 and Thanksgiving day 2000.But that problem has been solved, he freezes them now, just in case. Oh and if you are wondering, Don doesn’t order fries with that, but has two parfaits instead.

Bottom line is, Don Gorske has become McDonald’s new best friend, he just doesn’t know it yet. The 6-foot-2, 185lb Don, who walks 10 miles a day, is the answer to Maccas prays. Don’t tell me they won’t be plonking him on the stand every time someone wants to sue Maccas because they are fat or had to have open heart surgery.Come on the man has eaten Big Macs for 36 years and he still lives!

Shame though, when he dies its gonna take decades for his body to decompose. Don’t believe me check out McNasty.

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