Where's my dinner bitch?

Take heed all animal lovers, if a big fat pig (snorting variety) comes wandering into your life, think twice before you decide to let him stay. A 63 year old pensioner in Uki, New South Wales, was held captive by a 80kg pushy porker after she began feeding the stray. At first he was a gentle young soul, lapping up all the attention. She even spent time with tweezers picking ticks off it’s face. But like all pigs, he became more and more demanding. As Bruce (the name she gave him) settled in, Mrs Hayes became a little concerned about his behavior. What started off as a few affectionate nudges here and there developed into full blown pushing. In the end Bruce began head butting her door at ungodly hours of the morning demanding attention. At one stage Mrs Hayes had to lock herself inside her home whilst the rampaging Bruce took his anger out on a broom handle (snapping it in half) before storming off into her garage. There Bruce found a mattress which he pulled out and ripped to shreds just to show her who was boss. After being holed up in her house for several days, unable to get to the outside toilet, someone from the Rural Land Protection Board came to Mrs Hayes rescue. Bruce, when caught, will be sending his time at a local piggery,where he will have time to think about his appalling behavior.

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