One Mad Cow!

No remorse for this cow. When Michelle Allen was arrested for terrorizing kiddies and urinating on someone’s porch in Ohio, it just seemed like a routine arrest for disorderly conduct. That is if she wasn’t wearing a cow suit. Hmm, embarrassed much? To make matters worse a drunk Miss Allen was reportedly shouting “suck my udders” to people, as she rampaged through the streets. Miss Allen was hired to wear the cow suit to advertise a local “Haunted Trail” theme park but decided to go on a two day drinking binge instead (forgetting to remove the suit). Having nothing else to wear Miss Allen had her mugshot taken in the (I am guessing) smelly suit. The suit also featured in her court appearance, where she promptly told the snickering audience to “suck my udders” once again. The judge gave her a one month jail sentence to think about her adventure but she’ll have a lifetime of press coverage to remember it by!

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