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Bigfoot in a Freezer on eBay

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    Last Updated: October 14, 2008
    Want it? It's yours for $100,000!

    Want it? It's yours for $100,000!

    When a hoax backfires, where better to try and redeem your pride and money than on eBay. Remember the Bigfoot Hoaxers? Well, it seems that they lost more than their credibility and dignity after the ruse, yep they are knee deep in Sasquatch shit. But thank god for eBay, they have thrown Bigfoot and the freezer on and bids are already at $85,000. So what do you get for your money? Hm you’ll get the rubber costume (minus the roadkill guts) , the freezer, “legal paperwork to prove its authenticity” and a “personal visit” from Dyer and Whitton.Gosh for that I’d want a visit from a real friggin Bigfoot. Lets put this all into perspective which would I want? A used bigfoot suit and freezer for $85,000 or a house in Saginaw for $1.75 ? Wanna see Bigfoot on eBay ?

    Psst : It is at $85,000 already but the reserve hasn’t been met. They have just moved from hoaxers to con artists! I guess they need as much money as they can get just to pay their lawyers fees.

    WINNER : Vitanetworks is the winning bidder @$250,283.00 .Deducted that off your friggin VISA !

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