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Stand by world, something is rumbling in North Korea. It appears that the North Korean government have told all their diplomats abroad that an “important announcement” is imminent. Please, I hope it isn’t to tell us Kim Jong Il just got another friggin hole in one ( I’ll just scream!). If the rumors coming out of Japan are anything to go by the North Korean government will inform the world that their beloved leader has either died or has found a miracle cure for Agoraphobia. Speculation has been running hot ever since Kim Jong Il’s no shows around the place. And no he hasn’t been working on a new album with Britney (sorry that rumor was greatly exaggerated). I’m thinking this is going to be the big one because they have also said that there will be a ban on all foreigners entering the country from Monday. Oh dear that doesn’t sound too good! South Korea are packing their daks, because they haven’t heard squat about these new rumors and are fearful that the announcement could be about them! Seems North Korea aren’t happy with their new conservative government and are threatening to break ties (oh crap). Meanwhile South Korea’s National Intelligence Service are desperately trying to verify these rumors. Hey guys, just go onto any friggin news website they are all talking about it!

Oh crap, I just had a thought, if it’s about the head in the aquarium rumor, I am in deep shit!

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