Crikey, I thought they were only friggin rumors!

Friggin bird eating spiders that’s all I need! Dear god just another reason to hate nature. Lets hope nobody decides to genetically modify these suckers or the human race is doomed. A goddam, mother of all spiders was snapped in someone’s backyard chewing on a bird the other week in Cairns, Australia. The photo has been circulating throughout the world via Internet users who are having the time of their lives scaring the shit out of all the Arachnophobics of this world. OK, the spider is called a golden orb weaver (why do they always make them sound so nice instead of calling them what they are, a big friggin scary bird eating weaver). A wildlife expert has verified that the photo is probably authentic and the spider does exist (oh and the bird once did to) .The bird has been identified as a very stupid chestnut-breasted mannikin. Gosh, imagine walking into a golden web weaver web at night, it doesn’t bear thinking about. I think I’d be beyond even a therapist! How do you kill one of those suckers? Reverse over it in your car I assume (fly spray ain’t gonna help you here, unless you chuck the can at it!) I wonder where he friggin lives? Anywhere he friggin wants, I guess!

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