Oh no, rumors are circling Wacko Jacko has converted to Islam (well, at least we know they ain’t after his money!).Michael Jackson, formerly known as a Jehovah’s Witness, has donned the traditional Islamic dress and pledged his allegiance to the Koran at a friend’s home in Los Angeles. Is crutch grabbing acceptable in Islamic faith? Hmm, I wonder if Islam will do for Jacko’s career what it did for Cat Stevens? Will he still be allowed to watch Mickey Mouse cartoons. So many questions! Michael will now take on his new name MIKAEEL (gosh, lucky he doesn’t have a record company anymore, they’d be pissed!). It is rumored that straight after the ceremony Mikaeel grabbed his mat and went off to pray to Mecca (probably to ask Allah to stop the friggin lawsuits). Oh well, at least his nose won’t get in the way of his praying! Oh and for the record I am not buying a CD of Mikaeel humming Islamic tunes!

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