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Friggin Blow Up Dolls

  • Written by Friggin LoonFriggin Loon No Friggin Comments Comments
    Last Updated: January 7, 2009

    There is one very desperate dude living in Cairns who continues to break into the Laneway Adult Shop to have sex with the blow up dolls. So far the man has broken in twice by smashing his way through walls,stolen five dolls and has had sex with one of them (evidently his favorite is”Jungle Jane”). The burglar also happens to be a clean freak, cleaning up the mess he keeps making when breaking in. The diviant grabs the dolls takes them out the back then blows them up before having his way with them in the alley way.If you are the tall, skinny Caucasian, just be warned the police now have your DNA (you weren’t that good of a clean freak!).Maybe the owners should just leave the used Jungle Jane blow up outside the shop and save him the trouble of having to break in again!

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