Ah shit, where’s my lizard poo? That shit took me 7 years to collect people! Daniel Bennett from Leeds University is rightly pissed after the Uni threw out his seven year collection of lizard excrement (ooh, about 35kg). The student had traveled into the deepest darkest regions of the Philippines collecting the bowel movements of a rare Butaan lizard (reli of the Komodo dragon if you really want to know?) to study its eating habits etc.For five long years Mr Bennet sifted and toiled with the Butaan droppings before he won himself a scholarship to Leeds (yay PhD thesis on lizard poo). All hail Leeds University! Mr Bennett continued his shit sifting and was on a field trip when a technician threw his entire collection out. When he returned he discovered his desk had been cleaned and his shit gone. The uni eventually offered an apology and £500 in compo but too little too late, he is suing.