OK, here is my Oscar 2009 ramblings.I must say I wasn’t feeling at all comfortable about Hugh Jackman, sure hosting the Tony Awards fine, but Academy Awards hmm! I love and miss the Crystalesque magic moments (Billy come back). However, I sat there eating humble pie as he raced around the stage pulling off a one man extravaganza with a surprise Anne Hathaway duet that actually worked. Penelope Cruz bravo (you never needed the other cruise control…freak). The “drag out” past Oscar winners presentation sort of worked until it got to the Leading Lady Oscars, then we had the Loren /Streep “diva eyebrow lifting showdown” and the Kidman/Jolie “you stole my friggin crown bitch showdown”. Color me cringe (fake smile fest). Luckily for Kidman she doesn’t have a Best Supporting Oscar or it could so easily have been a friggin Kidman/Cruz showdown (dear god!). Winslet managed to thank her husband Dicaprio Mendes. Boy can her dad whistle!
What was with the friggin Wall E movie? It was up against two songs from Slumdogs. Oh and then there was Slumdogs. Hmm, unlucky year for anyone nominated in the best supporting male category.Pass the Kleenex. Now was she or wasn’t she lip syncing? The cameras were too quick to spot any incorrect Beyonce mouth movements (but do we care?).Hmm, not sure how the High School Musical pubescents managed to worm themselves onstage (not like they are going to be nominated anytime soon!). Oooh, uncomfortable much? Aniston and Jolie came face to face. Hmm, well at least Jen had a height advantage being on stage staring down at her as she held hands with her husband ex. Hmm, I know which cat got the cream!

Bless, and Jerry Lewis. Hollywood or Bust.That was a little late coming don’t you think? The man’s a legend. Sean Penn, love him or hate him, he is one passionate dude oh except when thanking his wife ex wife date (what happened there?). Mickey Rourke wasn’t quite sure what happened full stop and probably never will. Oh and it is official Ben Stiller is giving up acting in pursuit of a rap career (good luck with that!).

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Ahahha, quote of the night goes to Miley Cyrus “Hopefully I’ll be here next year and get something for it. I would love to, it’s really cool”. Hmm, sweet niblets, Miley was talking about her latest movie effort. Dear god Miley it’s a friggin Hannah Montana movie!!!!Let me give you a synopsis “Back to Tennessee is ‘the cornerstone’ of the Hannah Montana movie, which is about Miley/Hannah’s return to her roots”. Surely she jests.
If you think I am making it up just listen ….I swear!!!!!!

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