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I knew it, the moment I saw Blackpool I thought, gosh if Hitler ever invaded Britain …… Evidently Adolph Hitler had marked Blackpool as a no go zone for his Luftwaffe’s bombing blitz, preferring to bomb the crap out of just about everything else instead.A recent discovery of German intelligence maps suggests that Hitler was planning an invasion by German paratroopers into the seaside resort. Who knew Hitler had a soft spot for the seaside town and wanted it to be his playground after his successful invasion of Britain during World War II? Elaine Smith chairman of Blackpool’s Civic Trust said “He probably wanted to keep the resort as it was so he could enjoy it as Chancellor of Britain.” (Sour Kraut). That would probably explain the reason why Blackpool was spared serious damage during WWII despite it being the place of choice for thousands of British troops to enjoy R&R and where local factories were building hundreds of Wellington bombers for the RAF. Hmm, could you imagine the postcards coming out of Blackpool if Hitler got his wish? Nazi troops goose stepping down the golden mile, the Swastika blowing in the breeze atop the Blackpool Tower, Hitler paddling in the water near the pier. Ewh and lets no forget we would be chomping on pieces of Blackpool Gestein Bonbons instead of rock candy! Perish the thought!

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