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Bad day at the office Dave? Hmm, David Maksimik was pretty much a crook, not a good one, but a crook. In January Dave decided to rob a bank. He jumped in his car and headed to People’s United Bank in Darien. For added affect he strapped a fake hand grenade and a gun around his waist. It seemed to have worked, the teller handed him over $3745 (not bad for the effort) and he promptly jumped into his getaway car. With all the excitement and adrenaline pumping through his veins, clumsy Dave crashed his car near the scene of the crime. Not phased, he tried catching a bus, then hailing a taxi, but do you know how it is in Darien to find friggin public transport? As a last resort Dave rings his sister for a lift. When he gets home he finds his room mate dead, hmm, apparent suicide. Dave rings the emergency services but in his distress leaves his bag of money on the bed. It didn’t take long for the police to sneak a peek in the suspicious looking bag. Dave’s now in North Ave jail awaiting a hearing.

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