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Friggin Dynamite Fishing

  • Written by Friggin LoonFriggin Loon 3 Comments3 Comments Comments
    Last Updated: March 26, 2009
    Gone fishin !

    Gone fishin !

    How the hell do you accidentally blow up a diver? Well, by using dynamite to fish for starters ! Oh for goodness sakes, four Vietnamese fishermen who were fishing in Phu Cu suddenly saw bubbles under the water and thought it was a big friggin fish so they tossed a stick of dynamite at it (as you do!!). Whoops, when they went to retrieve the fish they found one dead diver. Dynamiting a diver kinda takes the fun out of the whole experience, don’t ya think? Crap, what type of dynamite were they using that the friggin Coast Guard heard the explosion? Despite attempts to flee the scene, the authorities promptly arrested the four stunned mullets. Hmm, dynamite fishing is illegal in Vietnam because it damages coral reefs (no shit and divers too!). Hmm, wouldn’t it be cheaper just using a net? AND pray tell what friggin state would the fish be in after being blasted to kingdom come? So many questions….

  1. #1 Mike@suckstobeyoublog.com
    April 9, 2009 am31 6:00 pm

    Lesson learned: Sucks to dive with dumbasses with dynamite.

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  2. #2 Friggin Loon
    April 10, 2009 am31 1:39 pm

    Hi Ya Mike…thanks for the drive-by. I have finally added you to my blogroll. Great site…did I laugh!!

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  3. #3 Christo
    April 11, 2009 am31 2:27 pm

    Bubbles under the water hey! That Alexander Popov guy has a lot to answer for. And tell me the name of that fishing spot isn’t just a little phonetically challenging. Heck, you may as well be ordering focaccia….( and wonder why the waiter says ‘Right back at ya’)

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