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Phantom Serial Killer

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    Last Updated: March 28, 2009

    Police in Germany were stunned when they started linking DNA from 39 different murder scenes to one person, a female. Holy female serial killer Batman. The police came to the conclusion they were dealing with a bizarre female serial killer with no particular MO (modus operandi), signature, pattern.Her DNA was on bullets, bottles even a friggin biscuit. They set up a task force including hundreds of detectives to hunt the woman for over two years but couldn’t find any valuable leads. They even offered a reward in the hope of stopping the mysterious phantom serial killer’s reign of terror. Over 800 previously convicted women were questioned.Then, when they were at their wits end, a breakthrough. Detectives traced the DNA to a factory worker. Yeah a worker who packaged the friggin cotton buds used by the police to collect samples. Whoops, no serial killer just a careless employee. Put that one down to experience.

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