Is it my shout?

You know what I hate? When a friggin rabid bobcat walks into a bar and starts throwing its weight around (its bad enough dealing with cougars!). Hmm, yep the unfriendly critter just waltzed in to a Cottonwood bar in Arizona and began terrorizing the patrons. At first it was kind of funny but the bemused patrons soon realized the bobcat wasn’t there for a social drink. They slowly stepped away from their beers when the beast began showing signs of anti-social behavior (hmm, like friggin foaming at the mouth and dancing to Britney Spears!). The patrons were soon gathering atop the pool table, defending themselves with pool sticks (bet they’d seen Cujo!). One poor dude had the bobcat latch onto his face. I hear rabies shots hurt like hell! Enter Cottonwood police. The poor bobcat was shot and tests later confirmed it had rabies.  Hmm, how long do you think before the Chapparal Bar will be selling rabid shooters?

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