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So You Think You Can Dance?

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    Last Updated: April 4, 2009

    Holy lap dancing nun Batman. Anna Nobili, has got herself a captive audience (yet again) after giving her exotic dancing and strip teasing the flick . The ex lap dancer has thrown in her bad habit for, well, a real habit and is going to perform her “Holy Dance” as a nun.The ex night club dancer became a nun after visiting the shrine of St Francis in Assisi, and has been working on her Old and New Testaments  dance moves ever since. Next week she will perform “The Bible: Day and Night” for senior Catholic clerics (including Archbishop Gianfranco Ravasi, head honcho for the Vatican Cultural Department) in Rome. Sister Nobili said “I was wasting my life dancing for men in clubs. The nights were filled with sex and alcohol. It was an empty life but I liked it because I was the centre of attention.” (and dancing in front of men of the cloth will be more fulfilling?) Hmm, well you’ll definitely still be the center of attention …not too many dancing nuns to take away your thunder! Sister Nobili goes on to say “My aim is to pray using my body”.Oh dear god, my tongue is bleeding, get me to a nunnery….

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