Hmm, Tattoo Barbie, does Ken know? Whoops, Ken’s divorced from Barbie, forgot! Isn’t he dating GI Joe? Gosh, it is so confusing. Anywho Mattel have just released ‘Totally stylin’ tattoos’ Barbie complete with stickers so you can mark her body anyway you see fit. Nothing says children like tattoos! Despite some parents thinking Mattel have gone a little too far in their attempt to make Barbie hip, Mattel have no plans for ditching the doll. Dear god what next ? Body piercing Barbie? Come on Mattel, you’re a little slow off the mark, have you not heard of Feral Cheryl!

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There is one very desperate dude living in Cairns who continues to break into the Laneway Adult Shop to have sex with the blow up dolls. So far the man has broken in twice by smashing his way through walls,stolen five dolls and has had sex with one of them (evidently his favorite is”Jungle Jane”). The burglar also happens to be a clean freak, cleaning up the mess he keeps making when breaking in. The diviant grabs the dolls takes them out the back then blows them up before having his way with them in the alley way.If you are the tall, skinny Caucasian, just be warned the police now have your DNA (you weren’t that good of a clean freak!).Maybe the owners should just leave the used Jungle Jane blow up outside the shop and save him the trouble of having to break in again!

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Just a little prick!

Nicolas Sarkozy voodoo doll would never been such a hit had it not been for the fact the French President wanted it banned. Unfortunately,  he is going to find it even more humiliating now that the court has ordered all the dolls to be labeled with a warning that says it is offensive to the dignity of the French President to prick him with the needles (as if anyone cares). Problem it seems was the evil little doll, made by publishing company K&B, fell “within the authorised limits of free expression and the right to humour” .Humour all right, the voodoo doll is covered in some of Mr Sarkozy’s quotes including ‘Get lost arsehole!’which he muttered to a bystander who refused to shake his hand last year (hmm,what a prick!).About 20,000 Sarkozy voodoo dolls have been sold so far but now that the legal issues have been cleared and the publicity achieved, expect a few of them in hanging in this year’s Christmas stockings.

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Baby laugh-a-Lot doll! Yeah, the funniest doll you’ve ever seen? More like the friggin scariest. Dear god imagine that thing going off in the middle of the night.I hate friggin dolls!

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OK, I am not a doll friendly person. I friggin hate them. But I can’t help but share with you this creepy little doll called Baby Pee Pee and the TV commercial that promotes it. Despite it being English and all, I can’t get past the moving anatomy. I’m sorry but I wouldn’t let my kids play with it and there is certainly no way I would let my husband touch it. What the hell was the doll designer thinking? See and that “batteries Not Included” just makes it all the more wrong! OK, don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself….

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Fisher Price have rushed to pull all their “Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo” dolls off the shelves amid fears they are muttering pro-Islamic messages. Hmm, could this be a case of disgruntled worker ? The dolls, which have been circulating in Oklahoma and Pennsylvania, seem to mumble such phrases as “Islam is light” and “Satan is king”. One employee where the doll was sold said “There’s no markings on the box to indicate there’s anything Islamic about this doll,” (like dah!). As Fisher Price duck for cover, Mattel has taken over the PR nightmare. And while Mattel are at it, they might want to rethink the name of the doll too!

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Mattel’s Statement is in and it reads in part :
The Little Mommy Cuddle ‘n Coo dolls feature realistic baby sounds including cooing, giggling, and baby babble with no real sentence structure. The only scripted word the doll says is “mama.” There is a sound that may resemble something close to the word “night, right, or light.”
Because the original sound track is compressed into a file that can be played through an inexpensive toy speaker, actual sounds may be imprecise. Attached is the original sound file for your reference, in which you can clearly hear that the doll does not say any phrases or words.

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