I don’t know Mr Duverger, it sounds rather risky, do you really want to do it? One of Britain’s top chefs has put himself up for auction on eBay as a Christmas gift.Yep, that is right you can now bid for a four course Christmas meal for 8 people cooked by David Duverger,head chef of exclusive restaurant Papillon in Chelsea, in your own home (dear god get out the steel wool and Ajax!).Oh, but there is one catch, it will be a French Christmas dinner so you will have to kiss your Turkey and cranberry sauce goodbye.The reserve price for Mr Duverger’s meal is £800 and all proceeds will go to his favorite charity Children with Leukaemia.So my first question is, why doesn’t he have a family to go to? Well, it seems that his restaurant wants him working over the festive season and Christmas day is his only day off so he decided rather to get drunk by himself he would get drunk with eight complete strangers (fair enough)! It sounds like a friggin nightmare to me, carting the food to some god forsaken place, going into who knows what type of kitchen and having to converse with a bunch of strangers who will without doubt be mulling around the stove getting under his feet and asking stupid questions.Mr Duverger have you really thought this through?

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Want it? It's yours for $100,000!

When a hoax backfires, where better to try and redeem your pride and money than on eBay. Remember the Bigfoot Hoaxers? Well, it seems that they lost more than their credibility and dignity after the ruse, yep they are knee deep in Sasquatch shit. But thank god for eBay, they have thrown Bigfoot and the freezer on and bids are already at $85,000. So what do you get for your money? Hm you’ll get the rubber costume (minus the roadkill guts) , the freezer, “legal paperwork to prove its authenticity” and a “personal visit” from Dyer and Whitton.Gosh for that I’d want a visit from a real friggin Bigfoot. Lets put this all into perspective which would I want? A used bigfoot suit and freezer for $85,000 or a house in Saginaw for $1.75 ? Wanna see Bigfoot on eBay ?

Psst : It is at $85,000 already but the reserve hasn’t been met. They have just moved from hoaxers to con artists! I guess they need as much money as they can get just to pay their lawyers fees.

WINNER : Vitanetworks is the winning bidder @$250,283.00 .Deducted that off your friggin VISA !

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You can’t even buy a can of coke for $1.75 but you can buy a house on eBay. Yep, that’s right a Chicago woman has just bought herself a house on eBay for under $2 , it’s crap, but who the hell cares! Sure, she inherits a few debts, like $850 for back taxes and its in Saginaw but that is still a bargain. I guess that foreclosure notice can come down now. Shame the Chicago woman isn’t about to be relocating to Saginaw anytime soon,she says it’s going straight back on the market, fool!

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Nice phone, but I wouldn't touch it!

OMG. A woman in Australia bought a new mobile phone from a popular electronics store, Dick Smiths. Unfortunately, when she took it home she discovered x-rated images on it. On closer inspection she realized the pornographic photo’s were of a female Dick Smith employee and a man. Both are seen in a series of compromising positions (49 to be exact).When she tried to return the Dick Smith “Porn” Phone to the store they weren’t particularly willing to give her a refund. So in her words “We don’t want it, and apparently Dick Smith doesn’t want it, so we’re open to all offers and it will be on eBay from Monday.” You go girl. And yes, she ain’t erasing a thing, you get the whole sordid lot. “It’ll come in its original box with charger, dishonoured contract and 49 dodgy photos including those of the Dick Smith staff member, which some people might find entertaining.” Reserve starts at $200 and if I was the girl in the photos I’d be bidding like friggin mad.

UPDATE : Oh dear, eBay have decided not to list the Porn Phone as it conflicts with their NO Porn policy. A big sigh of relief from someone at Dick Smith’s!

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Friggin Unlucky. Did your mother never warn you of a woman’s scorn, my friend? “annastella007” an angry aussie, who discovered that her husband had been cheating on her, has thrown the “tarts” undies (SIZE HUMONGOUS) onto eBay. Not only that, she has also placed the one empty Ansell condom packet (Size small) on there too, to boot. Could it get worse ? Yep, she has also included the whole ugly story for our amusement. Not since Fatal Attraction have men been so terrified. The hoot was the excuses her soon to be “ex” came up with (all there in black and white). She is also adding updates eg Soon to be “ex” arrives at door with flowers and chocolates… Dear god, I don’t think he realizes we are all in on it. Since my last peek undies and condom were going for $31,000. She better be careful he may get half in the divorce! There is only 24hrs left, but click here if you want a great laugh “Tart’s” knickers.

UPDATE : The “tart’s knickers” have been sold. Yes, someone has paid $303 for the honor.

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