Holy mammal bone Batman, what’s that in my blue M&Ms? Paulette Potts (who by co-incidence works for an advertising and public relations firm) discovered what appears to be a friggin mammal bone in one of her blue M&M’s ( I hear they are full of calcium!). No one is sure what mammal the bone belongs to but it has been confirmed as a bone. Ms Potts rang the company service department and was told by a representative that a  “supervisor told me to tell you that was probably a peanut twig.” Yeah that was in the stomach of a friggin bird! Stay tuned sweet tooths!

Want to pay to see Galileo’s finger? Come on, it is his middle digit of his right hand people, an important finger!It will be mounted on a marble base and encased in a crystal jar.It’ll be fun. It’s to celebrate Galileo’s 400th anniversary of his first observations in the skies and what better way to celebrate than an exhibition of his finger, right? Well, maybe one of his eyes would have been more appropriate but they weren’t in particularly good nick as poor old Galileo had a degenerative eye condition and was pretty much blind by the time he died. But hey, a finger is just as good. Galileo, who frequented the earth from 1564 to 1642, was condemned by the Church for teaching that the Earth revolved around the Sun and in 1633 was tried and convicted of heresy by the Inquisition. Ah, so now I get the reason for the finger! It will be on display in Florence for the whole of March, don’t miss it!

Mushi, mushi, undie thief alert. Hmm, Takao Sudo has a bit of explaining to do after he was busted for having over 1,600 bras and knickers stashed away at his parents home (no people, they weren’t his). Oh for goodness sakes the 43 year old man from Utsunomiya City, Japan, had a friggin underwear fetish.Mr Sudo san’s fetish was revealed after he was caught red handed stealing four pairs of knickers drying outside an apartment. Ah, but don’t feel too sorry for Sudo he was documenting his exploits on a blog called “Underwear Collector”. Sudo told police he had been nicking women’s delicates for over 8 years because it helped him relax (ahhahahhaha, I bet and then some). By the end of the police search of his home they had seized over thirty large boxes worth of his souvenirs. Busy boy. I am guessing no one is going to come forward to claim their missing lingerie anytime soon.

I’m not sure Salma, breastfeeding some else’s child is kinda gross really. Actress Salma Hayek offered her breast after she heard of a mother’s anguish over not being able to produce milk to feed her sick child (your move Jolie!). The breastfeeding actress was on a goodwill trip to Sierra Leone, Africa, and had a Nightline crew with her at the time. Salma’s response to her decision “He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby.” Call me cynical but I wonder if she would have done it if the camera’s weren’t rolling ? Wanna see the video? Sure you friggin do! Hmm, is it me or does the mother of the kid look far from impressed?

Ah shit, where’s my lizard poo? That shit took me 7 years to collect people! Daniel Bennett from Leeds University is rightly pissed after the Uni threw out his seven year collection of lizard excrement (ooh, about 35kg). The student had traveled into the deepest darkest regions of the Philippines collecting the bowel movements of a rare Butaan lizard (reli of the Komodo dragon if you really want to know?) to study its eating habits etc.For five long years Mr Bennet sifted and toiled with the Butaan droppings before he won himself a scholarship to Leeds (yay PhD thesis on lizard poo). All hail Leeds University! Mr Bennett continued his shit sifting and was on a field trip when a technician threw his entire collection out. When he returned he discovered his desk had been cleaned and his shit gone. The uni eventually offered an apology and £500 in compo but too little too late, he is suing.

Little Leung, being a prostitute at 12 is wrong, sweetie. Go back to riding your skateboard and just having fun like all the other boys your age! The Hong Kong Don Juan offered himself to girls and women for $91  and posted naked pictures of himself and his genitals (ooh, yuck) on an adult forum. It seems our Little Leung wasn’t at all fussy, offering his services to females from 10 to 45 years of age (delusions of grandeur me thinks).No word on if he had any takers before the little tyke got busted, after angry users tracked him down. Sprung, Little Leung once again went online, this time for an online appeal to stop his principal expelling him from school.As of yet the would be gigolo has not been charged.Hmm, I wonder what his mommy had to say.

People, eating blowfish testicles is wrong, OK! Hmm, this is what seven Japanese  discovered after eating the deadly delicacy. They are all now in hospital unable to feel their hands or legs. OK, it was tempting I must say, raw blowfish and their baked testes, but it is hell dangerous (Japanese roulette). With a nice tempting name, fugu, if not prepared properly it can lead the diner to an early grave (in minutes). To make matters worse the restaurant in question, did not have a licence from the provincial administration which is absolutely necessary. The blowfish contains tetrodotoxin in its organs, an evil neurotoxin that can cause death in minutes if not removed by an experience chef. Death by blowfish happens at least three times a year in Japan. Why the hell would anyone eat something so dangerous you say? Well it has long been rumored that if by some chance you die, it is customary that the chef commits hari kari (supposedly this is the insurance that the meal will be safe). The restaurant in question was called Kibunya located in Tsuruoka, an old castle town by the Sea of Japan (just in case you were interested).

Noooooooo! Tell me it isn’t so! A Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon is being investigated after he claimed on his website (lipodiesel.com) that he had been using fat from his patients to run his Ford Explorer four wheel drive . Evidently Dr Alan Bittner knows the secret of how to turn human fat into biodiesel. Oh and for the record, a gallon of fat will produce about a gallon of fuel, and you can get about the same amount of mileage from fat fuel as you do from regular diesel (just in case your were thinking…).Yeah but how much will it cost? Gosh, why is the world worried about running out of oil,when there is an unlimited and renewable resource right here on our hips (oh except for third world countries). Ewh, I wonder what type of emmissions human fat would release? Shame it is illegal in the US to use human medical waste to power vehicles.

Gosh, Burger King and Bandai Co should get together. First we had Curry smelling bath salts and now we have meat scented cologne. Hmm, hello people! Yes, Burger King are now selling a men’s body spray called “Flame” and it boasts that it captures the essense of your favourite burger, the Whopper, by adding a “hint of flame-broilled meat” to the scent. Very tempting I must say. Sadly the flamin perfume is only available in America at $3.99 which is about the price of a Whopper (that can’t be good!). Wanna see the website?….Flame Meets Desire….

Gosh, wanna smell like your local curry restaurant? No probs, you can now, thanks to Japanese Curry Bath Salts. Ewh, Bandai Co are the culprits behind this new curry and stew bath salt product. Should be damn popular over Christmas. Could be a nice additional touch to granny’s Christmas stocking, along with her airbag. But don’t get too scared off by the scary packaging or the thought of smelling like stew, the bath salts come in four mouth watering flavors ; honey (representing sweet apple curry), Milk (representing beef stew curry), Ginger (hot red pepper curry) and of course Herb (for the dry curry).Chuck in a little CrapWrap and my Christmas shopping will be complete! I know you want to buy some, I can hear you screaming “where?”… Bandai Curry Bath Salts . Gosh, I am good to you?