What do you do when a bald naked guy decides to take a dip in the Emperor’s moat? Call fully clothed Japanese police with big long sticks, thats what!. Hmm, some friggin loon (Believed to be a British tourist),scaled the wall of Japan’s Imperial Palace wall stark naked before having a splashing in the Royal moat. When the police arrived the naked guy began chucking stones before fleeing across the murky water to scale another wall. For an hour and a half the streaker played cat and mouse with police and the bemused media, weaving through giggling pedestrians.Police believe the guy is mental disturbed (ya think?) No word on if the Emperor was home at the time. Wanna see bald naked guy?

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One Mad Cow!

No remorse for this cow. When Michelle Allen was arrested for terrorizing kiddies and urinating on someone’s porch in Ohio, it just seemed like a routine arrest for disorderly conduct. That is if she wasn’t wearing a cow suit. Hmm, embarrassed much? To make matters worse a drunk Miss Allen was reportedly shouting “suck my udders” to people, as she rampaged through the streets. Miss Allen was hired to wear the cow suit to advertise a local “Haunted Trail” theme park but decided to go on a two day drinking binge instead (forgetting to remove the suit). Having nothing else to wear Miss Allen had her mugshot taken in the (I am guessing) smelly suit. The suit also featured in her court appearance, where she promptly told the snickering audience to “suck my udders” once again. The judge gave her a one month jail sentence to think about her adventure but she’ll have a lifetime of press coverage to remember it by!

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It seems Steve Balmer (Microsoft dude) has taken a leaf out of Tom Cruise’s book and done a near impossible, made Oprah’s couch jump look like child’s play. And to think he is running one of the biggest companies in the world! I wish I could have been that excited about Windows Vista. Wanna see the dude in action….

Friggin Loon nominee.

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A guy in Brazil has finally been caught, after clocking up nearly $2million in speeding fines. The Dude has been hooning and running red lights around Sao Paulo for 7 years, in his $6,000 car. It seems the driver never registered his car in his own name so the police could never nab him. But the days of hooning have now come to the end for the lead foot, who has to find $1.8 million in 90 days or the car gets it!

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Number 11, do we have someone with number 11?

You can’t say the town of San Marco, in Southern Italy, isn’t forward thinking. They ran a raffle to win a free funeral, including lined coffin, a headstone , copper candlesticks and a grave plot. Only problem is the winner, with ticket number 11, hasn’t come forward to claim his/her prize.I hope they are alright (well, it’s really win/win either way isn’t it?).

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Storsjoe, Sweden’s answer to the Loch Ness monster has been caught on security cameras so it seems (quick check, where are Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer?). Wanna see the footage click here Storsjoe. Evidently long before Nessie was scaring tourists in the Loch, another was reaking havoc in Scandinavia. The Great Lake Monster known as Storsjoe (never heard of it) has been spotted over 200 times during it’s 400 year history in Svenstavik (never hear of that either). The first sighting dates back to 1635 and the most recent in July 2007. The monster is believed to be serpent like with a small head like a dog and ears/fins on its neck (that’s a friggin eel!). The surveillance video cameras were set up for the very purpose of catching the beast on tape.Oh dear they even have a full time person employed to review the footage each day (hope the pay’s good!). And please, lets hope we won’t see no a rubber snake in a freezer anytime soon, its already been done (ala Bigfoot fiasco.)

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