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WTF. A paedophile pensioner with a 30 year history of abusing little kiddies has been prescribed Viagra on the National Health System (NHS) in the UK. Bless! Roger Martin who is 71 simply went to his GP and asked for it because he suffers from diabetes (evidently that helps!). And guess what? There isn’t a single thing anyone can do about it! Probation officers who are assigned to Mr Martin are just shaking their heads in disbelief. To make the situation all the more disturbing Mr Martin has just this week escaped a jail sentence after assaulting an 11 year old last year because the judge believed he ‘wouldn’t be able to cope’ behind bars.WTF Nanny State? Peterborough MP Stewart Jackson said: “This is a bizarre and outrageous example of where common sense gets thrown out of the window in preference to so-called human rights and political correctness.”

Psst You know I sometimes wonder whether this is all done deliberately to keep the well oiled machine going. Pedophile re-offends, police arrest him, judge keeps him out of jail, doctor prescribes Viagra, he re-offends, police arrest him…. Now everyone is happy and all their jobs are safe!

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Geez, first you become the new queen of the track, next thing you know you are being accused of being a man! Could life get any better? Seems some of Caster Semenya’s rivals aren’t too happy she won the 800m nor the fact she looks suspiciously like a man. Bummer! The 18 year old will now be required to undergo a gender test to dispel rumors and accusations. The relative rise from obscurity to become the women’s 800m world champion has more than raised a few eyebrows, especially as she eclipsed defending champion Janeth Jepkosgei by over 2 and half seconds. Results will be in, in about two weeks, but for Semenya I am thinking it really is a lose/lose situation. If it is proven she is a man, she will face the humiliation that only scandal brings and if the results prove she really is a woman, well she will have to face a whole different kind of humiliation.

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Daddy dearest Josef Fritzl is currently on trial.Color him evil. The creepy dude with the gravity defying hairdo and eyebrows, needn’t have hidden his face as he entered because everyone knows what he friggin looks like. Mr Fritzl is on trial for the repeated rape and 24 year imprisonment of his 4th daughter Elisabeth in a dungeon under his house in Austria. During that time Elisabeth gave birth to 7 of his children, one of which died soon after childbirth. His daughter was raped nearly everyday, he came, he raped, he left without  a word. She delivered her first child alone, except for a pair of scissors, a blanket and a book on pregnancy in the damp,18sqm rat infested hovel. Despite being allowed to keep 3 of her children in the dungeon, he continued to rape her in front of them on a daily basis, simply turning the light out. Punishment came in the form of turning the power off for days on end with no water, food or candles.Escape was not an option as he had convinced Elisabeth and the children the underground hovel was booby-trapped. Fritzl’s lawyer Rudolf Mayer insisted he was a  misunderstood man ( I kid you not) “He is a man who wanted a second family and wanted to care for that second family. If it was just rape, sexual pleasure, then he wouldn’t have wanted children. He could have used contraception.This is a man who slept in the cellar with his children and spent time with them over the Christmas period.”  Oh and it gets better “He could have killed his daughter and everybody else and enjoyed the rest of his life as a respectable man.” Oh dear god, send him to jail too!!!!!

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Dear god, Chinese immigrant Vince Li got away with murder. A Canadian judge has deemed Mr Li mentally ill, thus not criminally responsible for decapitating a sleeping passenger on a Greyhound bus and then trying to eat him (good to know!). Mr Li made world headlines after shocked greyhound passengers fled in horror, as for no apparent reason, he attacked fellow passenger Tim McLean with a knife.It was later revealed that Mr McLean’s ear, nose and tongue were found in Li’s pocket.Justice John Scurfield in delivering his verdict said “He did not appreciate the actions he committed were morally wrong,”. He will now be will be institutionalized without a criminal record and reassessed every year by a mental health review board to determine if he is well enough to return back into the community (oh great!). Hello, what about Tim McLean? His distressed mother said “A crime was still committed here, a murder still occurred.There was nobody else on that bus holding a knife, slicing up my child.” There will never be closure for that family.

Hmm, so does this mean all mentally ill people are free to commit heinous crimes under the umbrella of not responsible for their actions? Don’t get me wrong, mental illness is a complex and extraordinary difficult issue and I have great empathy for people who struggle with it everyday . But if you remove accountability from society where does it leave us? Surely Mr Li could have been given some charge. Nobody would question the fact Mr Li was mentally ill when he beheaded Mr McLean, nobody would question the right for Mr Li to receive the proper care and treatment , nobody would question the right for Mr Li to serve time in an institution rather than a prison. But to have NO criminal record!!!!!!!

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You know this is the kind of clown I would get stuck next to on a flight. Hmm,a man  has been caught at Sydney Airport with 44 native snakes and lizards in his luggage .Oh, for goodness sakes people which part of “friggin x-ray machine” don’t you get? Hmm, the reptiles were believed to be heading to the black market in Bangkok wrapped in the dudes socks and clothing when detected during x-ray screenings. Several of the snakes have been identified as extremely endangered reptiles including an albino and three black headed pythons.The estimate market value for these hissing,slippery creatures is around $200,000. Did I happen to mention the 30 or so friggin lizards?  Thank goodness he didn’t attempt to smuggle them in his hand luggage.

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Does a politically correct Al Jolson play work ? I don’t know. British producers of a new  play about Broadway star Al Jolson are ditching the black face paint scenes in fear it may offend. The scene which defines Jolson “My Mammy” has been dropped totally from the play . So why even bother doing the play at all, what’s the point? Hello people, that was Al Jolson’s trademark. It’s like re dubbing Sellers voice in The Party! Plus, don’t forget Jolson was credited with fighting racism on Broadway at the height of his career (give him some credit and respect). It’s a friggin play, work your magic play writers !  To breakdown prejudices and issues you must first address them. Give the audience some credit!

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Ewh, the estranged wife of a Muslim New York TV studio exec, Muzzammil Hassan, has been found beheaded in his office. Police have arrested Mr Hassan and charged him with second-degree murder. Aasiya Z. Hassan had recently filed for divorced from hubby citing “cruel and inhuman treatment,” (boy, she wasn’t wrong there!).I am sensing some anger management issues.Police aren’t ruling out it being an honor killing.
Ooh and here is a sprinkle of irony, Mr Hassan founded Bridges TV to counter anti-Islam stereotypes. He said during the opening of the station in 2004 “Every day on television we are barraged by stories of a ‘Muslim extremist, militant, terrorist, or insurgent,’.But the stories that are missing are the countless stories of Muslim tolerance, progress, diversity, service and excellence that Bridges TV hopes to tell.” Hmm.

NOTE : I am unsure why he is being charged with second degree instead of first degree murder? Second degree is defined by “an intentional killing that is not premeditated or planned, nor committed in a reasonable heat of passion”. Hard to imagine a beheading not being premeditated!

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OK people what is going on? A man has allegedly thrown his  four year old daughter from the West Gate Bridge in Melbourne (oh, only a friggin  58m  drop). Witnesses say they saw the car stop,  the man then unbuckled the young child, picked her up and then threw her over the railings before speeding off. Water police were quickly notified by distraught onlookers and the child was rescued from the murky water within twenty minutes. After an hour of resuscitation she was airlifted to hospital in a  critical condition with severe internal injuries. Sadly the little girl  Darcey Freeman, who didn’t want to be late for her first day at school, died later in the afternoon with her mother by her side. The man in question, her father Arthur Freeman,  is now in custody (and charged with murder) after he was found  shaking and wide eye in the Commonwealth Law Courts  a short time later (boo friggin hoo). It is believed Darcey’s two brothers were in the car at the time and witnessed the incident. It is also being reported that  Darcey’s parents were in the middle of a messy divorce and a custody battle. Arthur Freeman is currently on suicide watch and is unable to communicate with authorities.  RIP little one.

UPDATE : It is believed Arthur Freeman left a hand written note in his home encouraging himself to keep a clear head.

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Had Nicole Kidman bothered to read the Friggin Loon once in a while she would have known that it was an almighty NO NO for a woman to blow into a didgeridoo. Poor barren Nicole! For goodness sakes thousands of copies of “Daring Book for Girls” were pulped after they printed a chapter on how to play the hollowed out stick. Seems if a woman goes anywhere near a didgeridoo she could become infertile (hell, they should come with a friggin warning label people! ).Now Nicole Kidman is more than likely unable to breed ever again after pursing her lips around one, thanks to that damn German TV presenter. See that is what happens when women play the sacred instrument outside of a tourist shop (they have an exemption evidently!). Oh and just wait until the Aborigines see her movie Australia, there will be a bone pointed at her next, just you wait and see. Gosh, she is lucky all that blowing didn’t shatter her forehead! Wanna see the incident? …note if I was an Aboriginal I would probably be more offended by Hugh Jackman balancing on one leg….

Ugh and wait there is more…it just continues to get worse down under

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