Well just when you thought you had seen everything, along comes Urban Golf. Yep, I kid you not, take out the rules,the etiquette, the course and the friggin hole and you have Urban Golf. OK, I know what you are thinking, WTF, people whacking a ball around the neighborhood with a friggin golf stick (alarm bells). But I have it from good authorities (TwitrGolfers) that it isn’t as dangerous as it looks and it uses a special ball (suppose we should be grateful!). Come on, show a bit of enthusiasm, it’s taking the world by storm.. OK, well just Newcastle! I am sensing some skepticism here people, you aren’t buying it are you? Well the dude that is running the whole thing down under has got himself some council approval and has already had a successful Urban Golf Day. Who knows it could end up becoming an Olympic event!!! Check it out Australian Urban Golf.

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Where's my dinner bitch?

Take heed all animal lovers, if a big fat pig (snorting variety) comes wandering into your life, think twice before you decide to let him stay. A 63 year old pensioner in Uki, New South Wales, was held captive by a 80kg pushy porker after she began feeding the stray. At first he was a gentle young soul, lapping up all the attention. She even spent time with tweezers picking ticks off it’s face. But like all pigs, he became more and more demanding. As Bruce (the name she gave him) settled in, Mrs Hayes became a little concerned about his behavior. What started off as a few affectionate nudges here and there developed into full blown pushing. In the end Bruce began head butting her door at ungodly hours of the morning demanding attention. At one stage Mrs Hayes had to lock herself inside her home whilst the rampaging Bruce took his anger out on a broom handle (snapping it in half) before storming off into her garage. There Bruce found a mattress which he pulled out and ripped to shreds just to show her who was boss. After being holed up in her house for several days, unable to get to the outside toilet, someone from the Rural Land Protection Board came to Mrs Hayes rescue. Bruce, when caught, will be sending his time at a local piggery,where he will have time to think about his appalling behavior.

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If you are genetically challenged and want somewhere to go, maybe you should be thinking Mt Isa in Australia’s outback. The problem it seems is the town has a shortage of woman and so the local mayor has come up with a grand solution, ship in the ugly women.
Oh yes I jest you not, in his infinite wisdom, Mayor John Moloney, made this statement “with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mt Isa”. Oh and if you thought that comment was bad, he went on to say women who aren’t the prettiest might have better luck in Mount Isa because, “well, there’s less competition” (ouch!). In response to his comments some locals have suggested that some of the males in the town have been hit with the ugly stick too and ugly women shouldn’t be too hasty in their decision to grab a mate. You gotta love this town.

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