Ah sorry been on holidays!

The “is he or isn’t he dead dictator” Kim Jong Il resurfaced on the weekend appearing bright and smiley at a soccer game. Many believe this is yet another fake photo because we all know if it really was him, he wouldn’t have been watching soccer, he would have been playing it. Dear Leader was supposedly watching a football game in a special viewing room as two army-affiliated teams fought it out down on the field.He seemed happy enough opting for a stylish brown jacket and black pants (rather than his khaki jumpsuit) and freshly blow-waved hair.As debate rages and experts looked extra closely at the new images to try and find any tell tale signs of paralysis from a recent stroke, one thing is clear, the PR department have at least got the season right this time. The last images released a few weeks ago, which were also said to be recent, had him placed beside beautiful green vegetation despite the country being in Autumn. Doh! Hate those observant western scum!

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Kim Jong Il. Bless. Is he alive or dead? (some say, who cares). Rumors are abound that our favorite little crazy dictator is really a nip and tuck stunt double. AND it wasn’t the CIA or MI5 who discovered this little switch. Nope, leave it to the experts. A Japanese professor, Toshimitsu Shigemura, has just released a book “The True Character of Kim Jong-il” which claims that North Korea’s “Dear Leader” died in 2003 from diabetes and now has a look alike running the country. Hell, where does one find a pint size replacement nutter who can score three or four holes-in-one per round of golf, compose operas, write movie scripts and be a chick magnet like Kim Jong Il. So the big question is if that ain’t Kim Jong Il who the hell is Vladimir Putin and Hu Jintao negotiating with (can’t be good)?

DOPPELGANGER UPDATE : It seems that the powers that be in North Korea are in damage control (damn the Western World). Following reports of Kim’s demise and replacement double the North Korean Government PR spin doctors are working overtime to assure the sceptics he is alive and kicking (just). “An intelligence report was obtained that defence commission chairman Kim Jong-Il collapsed on August 22,” said Seoul’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper. What’s the bet he’ll be dead by the end of the month.

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